The Height of Globalization

 

 

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Question: What is the height of globalization? 

Answer: Princess Diana's death. 

Question: How come? 

Answer: An English princess and her Egyptian boy-friend crash in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. And this is sent to you by a Canadian in India, using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Indians! 

Globalization!

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