Why aren't the number keys on the telephone and on the calculator in the same order?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?