Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming freight train.
I think that in creating man, God somewhat overestimated his ability.
It's a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Of the choice of two evils, I always pick the one I have never tried before.
To err is human - to really foul things up requires a computer.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
He who laughs last did not get the joke.
credit: Phillip Adams & Patrice Newell, Politically Incorrect Jokes from the Net, Souvenir Press
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