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It can buy a House

可以用來買房子 

But not a Home

但是不能買一個家 



 
 It can buy a Bed

 可以用來買床 

But not Sleep

但是不能買睡眠

 



It can buy a Clock

可以用來買時鐘 

 But not Time

但是不能買時間

 

 It can buy you a Book

 可以用來買書 

But not Knowledge

但是不能買到知識

 

It can buy you a Position

可以用來買職位 

But not Respect

但是不能買到尊敬

 

It can buy you Medicine

可以用來買藥 

 But not Health

但是不能買到健康

 

It can buy you Blood

可以用來買血

But not Life

但是不能買回生命 

 

It can buy you Sex

可以用來買性行為 

But not Love

 但是不能買到真愛

 

 

So you see, money isn't everything.

所以金錢不是萬能的 

I tell you all this because I am your friend

我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友

 

and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦

免除你所受的折磨

 

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

所以把你的錢都 

寄來吧! 

我決定替你承受

這一切痛苦....... 

 


 A truer friend than me you will never find.

你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋

友了

 

CASH ONLY PLEASE!

我只收現金,謝謝!

 

credit: Jeevan