Quotes on Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. 
Anonymous 

Donít accept your dogís admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. 
Ann Landers 

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. 
Will Rogers 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 
Ben Williams 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. 
Josh Billings 

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. Itís the best deal man has ever made. 
M. Facklam 

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. 
Sigmund Freud 

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. 
James Thurber 

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. 
Penny Ward Moser 

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. 
Robert Benchley 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. 
Rita Rudner 

Dogs need to sniff the ground; itís how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. Dave Barry 

Anybody who doesnít know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. 
Franklin P. Jones 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. Thatís almost $21.00 in dog money. 
Joe Weinstein 

Outside of a dog, a book is probably manís best friend; inside of a dog, itís too dark to read. 
Groucho Marx 

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul Ė chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think weíre the greatest hunters on earth! 
Anne Tyler 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. 
Robert A. Heinlein