Dogs & Dogology
AnonymousIf there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will RogersDon't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann LandersThere is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben WilliamsA dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves.
Josh BillingsThe average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy RooneyWe give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
M. AcklamI wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita RudnerAnybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
Franklin P. JonesIf your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise.
UnknownEver consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne TylerYou can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Dave BarryDogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole.
Roger CarasIf you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil PastoretMy goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.