Come, Yet Again Come…

Once upon a time in China, there lived two Chinamen.

One named I cum, and the other named No cum. No cum married a pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For very obvious reason No cum and No cum tu did not have any children.

One day, No cum went out of town on business and I cum came over and spent the night with No cum tu. That night I cum came and No cum tu came too. This made both very happy.

However about 7 or 8 months later, No cum became a father but he did not know how come, so when baby came, he named it How cum u cum. Of course, I cum and No cum tu knew How cum u cum came but to this day No cum not know how come How cum u cum came!



Credit: KP