The Husband Comes Home...

The husband comes home early one afternoon and finds his wife naked in bed.
"What are you doing stark naked at this time? There must be a lover around!"
"No, there is no lover!"
The husband opens the wardrobe and finds a man holding himself on the hanging rail.
"What are you doing in there?"
"I am waiting for the bus."
"What kind of answer is this?"
"What kind of question is yours?"