How to Impress a Woman

Wine her 
Dine her 
Call her 
Hug her 
Support her 
Hold her 
Surprise her 
Compliment her 
Smile at her 
Listen to her 
Laugh with her 
Cry with her 
Romance her 
Encourage her 
Believe in her 
Pray with her 
Pray for her 
Cuddle with her 
Shop with her 
Give her jewelry 
Buy her flowers 
Hold her hand 
Write love letters to her 
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her 

How to Impress a Man

Show up naked 
Bring food 
Don't block the TV