Translations for Women
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out
there, so that you will know what we really mean when we
IT'S A GUY THING.
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?
UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, or YES,
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.
TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,'
the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will
bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
CAN'T FIND IT.
Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched
hands, so I'm completely clueless.
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Translated: What did you catch me at?
I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the mess; she cleans up.