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A Dumb Blonde Died and Went to Heaven

A dumb blonde died and went to heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, no!" she said, but Saint Peter said not to worry, he'd make it easy. 
"Who is God's son?" asked Saint Peter.
The dumb blonde thought for a while and then said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked Saint Peter
Then she started to sing: "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."