Tombstones with a Sense of Humor

In Albany NY: 
Harry Edsel Smith 
Born 1903-Died 1942 
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. 

In Thurmont MD: 
Here lies an Atheist 
All dressed up 
And no place to go. 

In London: 
Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid 
But died an old Mann 

In Ribbesford, England: 
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread, 
And the Lord sent them manna. 
Old Wallace wanted a wife, 
And the Devil sent him Anna. 

In Ruidoso NM: 
Here lies Johnny Yeast. 
Pardon me for not rising. 

In Uniontown PA: 
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. 
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. 

In Silver City NV: 
Here lays The Kid. 
We planted him raw. 
He was quick on the trigger, 
But slow on the draw. 

In England: 
Sir John Strange. 
Here lies an honest lawyer, 
And that is Strange. 

Wimborne, England, on the grave of John Penny: 
Reader, if cash thou art 
In want of any, 
Dig 6 feet deep; 
And thou wilt find a Penny. 

In Hartscombe, England: 
On the 22nd of June, 
Jonathan Fiddle 
Went out of tune. 

In Enosburg Falls VT: 
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana. 
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, 
But the skin of the thing that made her go. 

In Nantucket, MA: 
Under the sod and under the trees, 
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. 
He is not here, there's only the pod. 
Pease shelled out and went to God. 

In an English cemetery: 
Remember man, as you walk by, 
As you are now, so once was I. 
As I am now, you soon will be. 
Prepare yourself and follow me. 
(to which someone added: 
To follow you I'll not consent 
Until I know which way you went.) 

In Boot Hill, in Tombstone AZ: 
Here lies Lester Moore 
One slug from a 44 
No Les No More 

Now, no less no more.