Bush in Brooklyn

President Bush was very curious about how the Jewish people knew everything before he did. So he called the CIA and FBI and asked them to figure it out. A week later they came back and said, "Mr. President, the Jews have something called Shabbat, and they meet each other at the synagogue, and there is a code. They sit, they pray, and there is a word that is the key to this secret. This word is "Nu?" When one says to another, "Nu?" the other tells him everything... every bit of news." 

This Bush wanted to see for himself. The secret service dressed him like a Hassid, and taught him to read from the right to the left of the Siddur (prayer book).

Bush arrived at a Brooklyn synagogue on Shabbat, and sat beside another religious man. He waited for a moment, and Bush said, "Nu?"

The man continued praying and answered, "Shh, Bush is coming to Brooklyn!"