Quick, before it starts!A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."
"That's it!" she blew her top!
"You bastard! You
waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to
me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Shit, it
started..."
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