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In a Fine Restaurant

This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes," she replies, "he's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable," the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

 

credit: Uwe