In a Fine RestaurantThis married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replies, "he's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable," the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."