A Smart WifeA man phones home from his office and tells his wife, "I have a chance of a lifetime to go fishing for a week, but I have to leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in about an hour to pick them up."
He goes home, grabs everything, and rushes off. He returns a week later and his wife asks if he had a good time. He says, "Oh, yes great! But you forgot to pack my blue pajamas!"
His wife smiles and says, "Oh no, I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"