Dorothy and Edna
Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such beautiful flowers! Then, he took me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he took me out for dinner, and such a marvelous dinner it was lobster, champagne, dessert, and after dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then, we came back to my apartment and he turned into an
animal. Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress, and had his way with me two
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So, are you are telling me I shouldn't go out with
Edna: "No, no, no, I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"