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A Washington Post columnist, runs a column each summer, listing interesting women's t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.


I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.


(On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. 
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.



I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.



AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.



MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.



LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.



I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.



IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.



WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.



CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.



DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.



MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.



EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH FINE CHOCOLATE.



LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

 

 

Credit: Jeevan