Great Quotes on SexI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Tom ClancyYou know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve MartinHaving sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody AllenBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney DangerfieldThere are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.
Lynn LavnerLeaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Matt BarrySex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Camille PagliaSex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
George BurnsWomen might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon StoneMy girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger WoodsMy mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack NicholsonClinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin WilliamsWomen complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
RoseanneWomen need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy CrystalAccording to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De NiroThere's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin HoffmanThere's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'
Jerry SeinfeldInstead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod StewartSee, the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin WilliamsUsing Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.