Forthcoming Mergers

Watch for these consolidations in the near future: 

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace Company will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Zesty Crackers join forces and become Polly, Warner Cracker. 

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood. 

4. Zippo Mfg, Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa. 

5. Federal Express is expected to join it's major competitor, UPS and consolidate as FEDUP. 

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild. 

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants. 

8. Knotts Berry Farm and Natl. Org. of Women will become known as Knott NOW.

9. "Stop and Shop" with "A&P." They will call themselves, for everyone's relief, "Stop &P."