Men Are Like......placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets - they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds - they take so long to mature.
...copiers - you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps - fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts - without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons - they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts - if you'r not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns - keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.