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Why Do Men...?

Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius.

Why don't men blink during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.

Why does it take 1 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop for directions.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They're intended for children but men usually end up playing with them.

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor-lock.

Why were men given larger brains that dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you make the final copy.

Why is am man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he's coming or going.

How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, since it has never happened.

Why does a man never have the last word in an argument?
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.