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Why Do Blondes...?

Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you steel a blonde's window seat?
Tell her that the seats going to London are all in the middle row.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
It's a name they can spell.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
She drops the nail file.

What is a blonde's favourite book?
His checkbook.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.